Just read this article in the Dallas Morning News:

Couple Used Cheetos in Fight, Authorities Say

Shelbyville, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using cheetos.  The Bedford County Sheriff's Deparment said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a "verbal altercation."  Somehow, the orange puffy snacke were used in the assault.  Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault.  No one was hurt.